|Top 5 Alternative Uses For Saliva Ejectors
| Posted by AM-Touch, 6/13/2011 03:27:12 PM
|Until today, Saliva Ejectors across the Country have been viewed as hardware; tools to be used for shuffling icky saliva to the drain in an effort to make the doctor’s job easier and the patients more comfortable. And what reward do these heavy lifters get after a job well done? They’re tossed in the trash, too filthy to autoclave and too easy to replace.
Well, we at AM-Touch Dental see more than that in our hard working bendable buddies. We believe that our AM-Touch Saliva Ejectors are incredible at ejecting saliva, but they’re also capable of so much more. Below – The Top 5 Alternative Uses for Saliva Ejectors!
Who doesn’t love a coworker that constantly drums on the desk? Whether it’s tapping along with the radio, an impromptu John Bonham solo or simple inter-office revenge for breaking into their personal stash of M&Ms, some folks just can’t keep from drumming. With a gently bulbous tip, AM-Touch Saliva Ejectors make perfect mini drumsticks. Order varying tip colors or personalize with standard markers to create a custom set of sticks that would make even Carter Beauford proud.
Need to be mildly entertained for two and a half minutes? Play the world’s most well known and least challenging game; Tic-Tac-Toe! Simply use 4 Saliva Ejectors to create the board and paper clips/thumbtacks as the game pieces.
Birthday Princess Crown
We’ve featured some birthday-specific alternative uses for products before, but this one is especially for the ladies. Say you forget a coworker’s birthday. You arrive, see cake, birthday cards and heartfelt gifts waiting for that special person and the only thing in your hands is a half-eaten granola bar and your car keys. Fear not! Head to the supply closet for a few saliva ejectors, grab some tape and start construction on an elegant princess crown. Use the pliability of the Saliva Ejectors to get the perfect shape, add flair and customize fit. Ask the birthday girl to close her eyes and place the crown on her head. Tell her to open her eyes and announce “you’re the office princess today!” Then hurry back to your desk and hope she doesn’t look in the mirror until she gets home.
A Quiet Way To Interrupt
Sometimes you just need to get your colleague’s attention! But that doesn’t mean you have to be abrasive, intrusive, or even nearby! Connect two or more of our Saliva Ejectors to gently tap whoever you need without alarming them or interrupting an important call. Sure you won’t be able to use any actual words to communicate, but that’s not important. Just extend your arm and with a gentle tap of the saliva ejector on the shoulder….BAM! You’ve got the main stage. How will you use it? We recommend showing them a funny picture of your cat…again.
Street Line Dividers for Pet Turtle Races
No doubt you’ve heard of Teacup Turtle Racing, the 6th most popular sport in the Marshall Islands. Essentially, a daunting maze-like track is constructed over a two square foot area. Tiny pet turtles, dressed in a variety of bold and exciting race wear are released onto the track at the sound of a cap gun. Three action-packed days later, one turtle successfully emerges at the end of the track. Aside from the glory and respect earned from a hard-fought victory, the winning reptile also gets an entire leaf of iceberg lettuce!
And now to the really incredible part…AM-Touch Brand Saliva Ejectors are available for purchase now! Click here for pricing on all varieties or click here to see the tens of thousands of other products available to you right now.
Legal note: Yes, in this time of legal scrutiny we are obliged to make disclaimers as to the appropriate use of the products listed in this article. They should only be used as indicated in our current AM-Touch Dental Catalog. Using them in any other way, much like using a plastic shopping bag as a parachute, is neither recommended nor endorsed by AM-Touch Dental.
- Written with contributions from Stephanie Moore, Nitasha Khetarpal and Jon Dell.
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